well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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