We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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