At least make sure they are 18
Why
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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