Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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