her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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