Life is so much better after having sex.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
