Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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