FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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