She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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