I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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