im drinking this country out of the recession.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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