I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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