i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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