look no pants
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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