just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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