I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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