I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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