question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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