I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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