I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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