We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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