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(850): View more from Florida

Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

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(850): Did you dl zombie porn on my computer? http://tfl.nu/emjo

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(817): View more from Texas

Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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(817): Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes. http://tfl.nu/1ozx

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(845): View more from New York

I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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(845): I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt. http://tfl.nu/j6pk

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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out

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(410): a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out http://tfl.nu/89tu

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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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(402): as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy. http://tfl.nu/byhd

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(810): View more from Michigan

i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said

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(810): i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said http://tfl.nu/bvpk

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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(617): I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree http://tfl.nu/6ra8

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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.

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(605): I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum. http://tfl.nu/8vy8

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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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(508): Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk http://tfl.nu/i7vt

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(660): View more from Missouri

THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

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..So we should take it off Youtube?

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(660): THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you. (816): ..So we should take it off Youtube? http://tfl.nu/93os

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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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(260): just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead. http://tfl.nu/smv5

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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com

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(770): The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com http://tfl.nu/sswj

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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect

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(412): Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect http://tfl.nu/da8w

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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.

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(678): I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos. http://tfl.nu/fnmm

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(586): View more from Michigan

Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work

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(586): Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work http://tfl.nu/uldi

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