You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.