That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.