Already got asked if we're dating
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding