So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?