maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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