I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he shaved USA in his pubs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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