So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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