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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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