My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
