I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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