my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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