I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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