Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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