I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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