its not stalking. its research.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Acid is not a monday night drug
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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