2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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