have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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