I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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