Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
