He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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