but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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