Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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