My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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