all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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