I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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