I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Four minutes until I can fart!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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