Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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