Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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