cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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