i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i out mim tonsoeep
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