we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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