you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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