Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
