paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
im holly from the hills drunk
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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