brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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