I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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