is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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